Nice Change of Pace?

I suppose this would count as the first of the coming wave of football posts. As you loyal Swagites well know, the only sports we really enjoy to the fullest here at Sport Swag are basketball and football. And since the basketball season will finally be coming to an end soon enough, we will fill our days with football news and nonsense. Here's the first; file it under nonsense... extremely homoerotic nonsense.


Of course this came from With Leather, and of course we couldn't resist. This is the new face of our beloved Browns, and that's his hand on his friend's beloved wang. I guess it's a nice change of pace from all the ass slapping he does as a football player. Although I reckon if he tries to change the genitalia patting paradigm from back to front, he'll find resistance.
Violent, ass whooping resistance.

I'd Love to See This Dude in a Dunk Contest

No really, I'd love to see this dude in a dunk contest.
The NFL draft happened this past weekend. Much reason to celebrate in Oakland, San Fran and Cleveland. So I'm happy. But the Bills have locked up my new favorite player, John Wendling. Peep this nugget of gold (purloined from With Leather):



Yeah, that's 66 inches. Note to opposing quarter backs: throw high.
Real high.