Yikes. That's a picture of the 7"9' Chinese mutant, Sun Ming Ming, palming a regulation size basketball. He is so beastly he not only can dunk without jumping, dude can dunk sitting down. Just kidding... kind of. He's a monster. He plays for the Maryland NightHawks of the ABA and scored like 8 pts and 4 rebs in his first ABA game. He hopes to play in the NBA someday, and I have bad news for him; if he can't average 130 points a night to go with 50 or 60 rebounds and 20 or so blocks, in the ABA, he can't even be Yao's ball warmer (and I don't mean basketball) in the NBA. He does, however, have a bright future in feline tree rescue services. Also, he's in Rush Hour 3 and fights Chris Tucker. The only way they're making that victory for Tucker look believable is if he flies a helicopter into Sun.
Showing posts with label Sun Ming Ming. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sun Ming Ming. Show all posts
Monday, February 26, 2007
Sun Ming Ming
Yikes. That's a picture of the 7"9' Chinese mutant, Sun Ming Ming, palming a regulation size basketball. He is so beastly he not only can dunk without jumping, dude can dunk sitting down. Just kidding... kind of. He's a monster. He plays for the Maryland NightHawks of the ABA and scored like 8 pts and 4 rebs in his first ABA game. He hopes to play in the NBA someday, and I have bad news for him; if he can't average 130 points a night to go with 50 or 60 rebounds and 20 or so blocks, in the ABA, he can't even be Yao's ball warmer (and I don't mean basketball) in the NBA. He does, however, have a bright future in feline tree rescue services. Also, he's in Rush Hour 3 and fights Chris Tucker. The only way they're making that victory for Tucker look believable is if he flies a helicopter into Sun.
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