For the Record

Dwyane Wade's first name is spelled: D-W-Y-A-N-E. This may come as a shock to the 900,677,876 sports writers who routinely spell it D-W-A-Y-N-E. In their defense, why the hell would anyone spell it the other way? The way it's spelled, it should be pronounced DWEE-ah-NEE, or even, DWHY-ane. No wonder Wade's got such a chip on his shoulder. My birth name was Lakahisha Jenkins-O'Reilly, and it only motivated me to succeed...