Woah! Multiple Shootings at All Star Weekend in Vegas

Color me sarcastically shocked. What the deuce was expected from a giant NBA party in Vegas? God I wish I could've gone. I think WWTDD captures it best:

What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Almost the Greatest Thing Ever

Paris Hilton was in Austria, presumably to be a complete mental defective in front of a foreign audience. Someone had to cash in, so she was also signing autographs, though I can't for the life of me imagine why someone would want Paris' autograph, or what they'd even do with it. At any rate, the people start throwing stuff at her and she has to be escorted off stage. Unfortunately, as my hero over at What Would Tyler Durden Do points out, the hecklers were too stupid to throw anything worthwhile at her, like a heavy rock or a handful of M-80s. It was almost awesome...