Greatest Video Footage In History?

Thank you, thank you, thank you, is all I can say to The Painted Area for posting this golden video of JRich humiliating Boozer in the Rook-Soph game a few years ago. As a Clevelander living in San Fran, there is nothing more satisfying than seeing Carlos Loozer get pwned, by a Warrior no less (even if he was still a Cav at the time). I can't believe the crowd didn't erupt and rush the court, And1 style, after a play like this. Enjoy:

Remember This?

I was watching this game, and what the video doesn't show is two plays later, Antonio Daniels got sweet revenge on AI. In fact, Daniels' move is damn near as baller as AI's. Nonetheless, here is the priceless video of the Answer compound fracturing Antonio Daniels' ankles in a regular season game from last year.

Beyond Priceless: the Pwning of Mencia

This is a rare non-sports post. It just warmed my heart so much, I had to share it with you.
I have never been a huge fan of Joe Rogan as an actor. When he was on that crappy short lived comedy about the baseball team, Hardball, it was all just painfully awful. I loved News Radio, but he was the worst character on it, and that's saying a lot. Andy Dick was on that show. The Man Show lost whatever tiny bit of funniness it had when he took over, although it could've been that assbag Doug Stanhope. I have heard that he is funny as a stand up comedian, I have never seen it, but it's gotta be better than his acting. Carlos Mencia on the other hand is just 100% awful. That dude is the flat out worst comedian who's ever been. His show sucks, his stand up sucks, everything about him sucks. Ironically, he's not a bad actor, he was pretty good in this 1 episode of The Shield. At any rate, I hate Mencia. He's garbage, and you just have to watch this video, as Rogan absolutely demolishes Mencia on stage. Apparently Mencia's a joke thief, and Rogan conclusively proves it right in front of everyone. Mencia looks like he's gonna cry. Imagine Earl Boykins and Nate Robinson playing 2 on 2 with LeBron and KG. Priceless.

Gilbert Arenas: Swagged!

Wow, the king of the douchebags promised 50, got 9 and then called out the one truly untouchable guy in Washington, Eddie Jordan. Fortunately Jordan absolutely owned Arenas. It was high time this jackass was put in his place. Hopefully Dirk will do it again next weekend in the 3 point competish. Promising to score a bunch of points against one of the coaches that cut you from the national team is just stupid. But if you're gonna do it, you better hope you come through on the promise, or at least have a solid game... or at the absolute least, win the damn game. Arenas did none of those things. The sting of this embarrassment should hopefully last through the playoffs.