Sebastian Telfair: Through the Fire?

Or just opening fire? Interesting factoid: Sebastian Telfair has had more double-doubles in his career than run ins with the law over gun beefs. That's right, in 3 seasons the documentary film star has had 3 double doubles and 2 gun snafus. When you do the math on that, the Celtics finally realize what the rest of the league has known for a while; Sebastian Telfair sucks, and is not worth the trouble.
And now comes news the Celtics are doing the smart thing; pissing away the millions they spent on him, and "cutting ties." Even if Telfair hadn't gotten arrested, signing him last off season was a stupid gamble aimed at netting Iverson, which would have been a stupid trade. Ainge essentially mortgaged respectability at a chance to get the Answer. He may come out of all this smelling like roses if they land Oden or Durant, but that should be cold comfort to the Celts who remain years away from contending for the playoffs.
I'll admit that even I was wooed by Telfair's upside, but I realized even sooner than the Boston front office that signing Telfair was like bringing a knife to a gun fight.

George Karl: Douchebag

I have a soft spot in my heart for Karl, because he did take the Cavs to the playoffs in the '84-85 season. That feat puts him in a pretty exclusive club; the Cavs have only seen the postseason 14 times in 37 seasons (We went out in the first round in 10 of those 14 seasons). His colleagues in Cavs coaching legend are also an impressive bunch, other than Karl, the only Cavs coaches to take us into the post season are Bill Fitch, Lenny Wilkens, Mike Fratello and Mike Brown. So, with that little piece of history behind us, let me continue; Karl's a jackass. The bottom line is similar to Artest: these guys will never change. That's all there is to it. Karl, Artest, Terrell Owens, these guys can have a hundred life changing epiphanies in a thousand ashrams in India and it will never cure their dysfunction. They crave it. I once dated a girl like that. If I was nice to her and we didn't argue, she inevitably became, how shall I put this... "itchy." After a short honeymoon phase, she would pick a fight just so we'd have the excitement of fighting. I miss her... Which may explain why Karl, Artest and Owens continually get new chances, we miss the Artest who could be MVP, the Karl who could challenge the mighty ('96)Bulls for the trophy and the TO that can shut the F up and catch touchdowns. But the problem is, for every flash of potential they show, we're that much closer to another meltdown and another media whorefest. Karl's most recent one is calling out 'Melo as a straight up chump, and laying the Nuggets woes squarely at his feet. I watched the Nuggs play the other night and the problem is not 'Melo, per se. Yeah, he's selfish, one dimensional and not great on defense. The league is littered with dudes who don't do it on both ends. 'Melo is simply the best offensive player in the league. He can hit from anywhere on the court and has an unmatched inside/outside game. He can get to the stripe at will and, like his friend DWade, can actually hit his foul shots. He has much to work on; a big ego, an ugly mustache and he hits like a chick, but he's not "the reason" that the Nuggets suck. If you're looking for enlightenment on that one, question why a team with absolutely no need for Allen Iverson would sacrifice Andre Miller, a dude who was integral to their limited success, and salary cap freedom to get him? If anyone's to blame on this team it's Karl and Issel for their boneheaded construction. The way 'Melo, Camby and Nene are playing, if this team still had Miller, Karl would have nothing to bitch about. But he's got to deflect criticism from himself, and the only way this dysfunctional brat knows how, is to call his players out in the media. Regardless of how his words to 'Melo may have gone in one ear and out the other before, he knows from experience with Payton, Allen and Cassell, that calling your dudes out in the media is just gonna make things worse.

Remember This?

I was watching this game, and what the video doesn't show is two plays later, Antonio Daniels got sweet revenge on AI. In fact, Daniels' move is damn near as baller as AI's. Nonetheless, here is the priceless video of the Answer compound fracturing Antonio Daniels' ankles in a regular season game from last year.