Adrian Wojnarowski is one of my favorite sports writers, easily the best Yahoo! Sports has. Ball Hog disagreed with the Slopster yesterday when he called out T-Mac as a... a... what's the word I'm looking for...? Oh yeah. Pussy. I fell somewhere in between; Mac's definitely a poontang, but he may have a point about walking around with a wallet full of money in a town rife with lawlessness. Apparently Wojnarowski is backing Slop 100%. Read this (from Yahoo! Sports):
Woj Echoes Slopster
Congrats Slop, whattaya want, a frickin' medal?
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Friday, March 2, 2007
Thursday, February 15, 2007
The Tale Of The Tape
Today's post will be about the upcoming run off between reigning bag of bones Dick Bavetta and Master of the Classless, Charles Barkley. Let's face it people, they are both old, out of the game, and deserve to be retired. Not to retire, but be retired by somebody else.
Bavetta has been a personal bane of mine for a while now. His failing eyesight and slow reaction time have caused multiple teams to be expelled in the playoffs, not to mention the multiple atrocities committed upon the regular season.
Barkley, another personal bane, will not give the Cavs any credit, no matter what their record, who plays for them, or what kinda of hope they bring to Cleveland.
The call?
It's so hard to pick one over the other given that I hate them both so much. If Dwyane Wade was on the ticket, I'd pick him to lose, but I don't have that luxury. Instead here is my pick:
Barkley wins the contest in 15 minutes (for a mere 235 feet). 7 Minutes in (before either hits the far baseline) Bavetta is distracted when somebody glances in Dwyane Wade's direction. He runs away from the course to call the non-existent foul, completely forgetting he's in a race, drawn to the mystical non-foulness of DWade. Barkley tries to capitalize, yet falls and breaks both knees, after Kevin Johnson preemptively greased his side of the floor. Bavetta and Barkley both crawl to the finish line, only to have Bavetta's heart fail. Barkley wins in a gain for us all, Bavetta is dead, never to judge anyone or anything again. Barkley is humbled by the experience becoming a hermit for the rest of his life.
Let's all pray for this,
Slop
Bavetta has been a personal bane of mine for a while now. His failing eyesight and slow reaction time have caused multiple teams to be expelled in the playoffs, not to mention the multiple atrocities committed upon the regular season.
Barkley, another personal bane, will not give the Cavs any credit, no matter what their record, who plays for them, or what kinda of hope they bring to Cleveland.
The call?
It's so hard to pick one over the other given that I hate them both so much. If Dwyane Wade was on the ticket, I'd pick him to lose, but I don't have that luxury. Instead here is my pick:
Barkley wins the contest in 15 minutes (for a mere 235 feet). 7 Minutes in (before either hits the far baseline) Bavetta is distracted when somebody glances in Dwyane Wade's direction. He runs away from the course to call the non-existent foul, completely forgetting he's in a race, drawn to the mystical non-foulness of DWade. Barkley tries to capitalize, yet falls and breaks both knees, after Kevin Johnson preemptively greased his side of the floor. Bavetta and Barkley both crawl to the finish line, only to have Bavetta's heart fail. Barkley wins in a gain for us all, Bavetta is dead, never to judge anyone or anything again. Barkley is humbled by the experience becoming a hermit for the rest of his life.
Let's all pray for this,
Slop
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Swag gets Tagged
Got a zap from my associate over at Sloppy All Around. He said I was "Tagged" and should write 6 personal things about myself and pass it on to 6 other bloggers. Well here you go Slopster...
1. I don't encourage, take part in or like people who perpetuate Chain Letters.
2. See #1
3. I don't know 6 bloggers, and I'm damn sure not forwarding this to Henry Abbott, Bill Simmons, the BasketBawful crew or Brian Windhorst.
4. I would wish this kind of obnoxious bullshit perpetrated on Gilbert Arenas and his probably retarded blog. But again, see #1.
5. I can't open my eyes under water.
6. I have to admit I do sort of find Nala (yes, the female lion from The Lion King) kind of hot. But in a strictly Jessica Rabbit sort of way, if you know what I mean...
So now I'm passing it on to all of you, my loyal Swagites. Write in to the Swag (ygalbot@gmail.com), or leave it in the comments section, with 6 personal things about you. You can leave it anonymous, or leave some personal info. I wanna hear your darkest secrets. C'mon, sidle up to the Cap'n and whisper in his ear...
1. I don't encourage, take part in or like people who perpetuate Chain Letters.
2. See #1
3. I don't know 6 bloggers, and I'm damn sure not forwarding this to Henry Abbott, Bill Simmons, the BasketBawful crew or Brian Windhorst.
4. I would wish this kind of obnoxious bullshit perpetrated on Gilbert Arenas and his probably retarded blog. But again, see #1.
5. I can't open my eyes under water.
6. I have to admit I do sort of find Nala (yes, the female lion from The Lion King) kind of hot. But in a strictly Jessica Rabbit sort of way, if you know what I mean...
So now I'm passing it on to all of you, my loyal Swagites. Write in to the Swag (ygalbot@gmail.com), or leave it in the comments section, with 6 personal things about you. You can leave it anonymous, or leave some personal info. I wanna hear your darkest secrets. C'mon, sidle up to the Cap'n and whisper in his ear...
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