Lucky Bastard

Unbelievable. This dude is already lucky enough to be a major league baseball player, which means he's rich, and gets to play a game he (inexplicably) loves, and I've never even heard of him. Matt White's only pitched in 7 games in 9 seasons, which is undeniably lame. But he also just discovered that a rock quarry he bought off his aunt for $50,000 is worth over 2 billion dollars. Read the whole article from Yahoo! News:

Lucky Son of a Bitch Hits the Big Time


The article doesn't explore the two things I really care about, though:
1) Is this guy gonna sack up and buy the Seattle Supersonics or what?
2) It says he bought the thing off his auntie as a "favor" to her. So what kind of cut is she gonna see from the billions he made off that favor?