Oh no...

Good god, Doug Christie is back. And guess who's coming too... Just read this stomach turning bit from the LA Times:
Christie has signed on to be a Clipper for the next 10 days, which means he has brought along his wife, and by all previous accounts, she's a load. She will be hopping aboard the team's charter today to begin a seven-game trip, and while that might be news to the team, it was nothing compared to what I told Donald Sterling at halftime. It seems no one mentioned, "The Christie's Uncut," a movie made by Doug and Jackie, starring Doug and Jackie. I caught a little bit of it earlier in the day and did my best to describe the opening scene to Sterling. "OK, so there's this white furry bunny on the bed," I told Sterling, "and Doug is just in his underpants, a dog collar around his neck, and his wife — dressed like a maid who has more on her mind than making the bed — is pulling Doug by a dog leash and repeatedly whipping him, while he's yelling, 'again, again, again.' " Los Angeles Times

Yipes. Just yipes. She rides on the plane with the team. What is it about these two that makes me wanna puke? Oh that's right, creepy exhibitionist whores who think their tacky cliche sex life is so interesting we all need to rush to our computers to blog about them. I'm going to buck this trend, by starting a Doug Christie daily feature where I gripe about how much I don't care about the Christies and how much I hate them... just kidding. They are interesting. There's something about the ugliest dude in the world and his sexy-from-certain-angles wife and their joint plan to fashion the world in her image... and Doug could play defense. But that was 5 years ago, when he was a spry 32. Just when you thought it was safe to attend a Clippers game...